reProgram (Event Schedule)

Are you cooking for yourself or others at Summerisle? You’re so awesome! Do you have a plan for your food scraps? They don’t need to end up in your trash. Bring them to Camp Sunflower to compost and we’ll turn them into a beautiful soil additive to grow the next crop of delicious food ingredients. Don’t know what compost is? Stop on by to learn all about how to build your own pile at home. Acceptable food scraps: fruits and veggies, bread, egg shells. Please, NO MEAT OR DAIRY!

Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!

Be a rebel and color your way! Don’t stay within the line or follow instructions in the color by numbers books! (Coloring supplies will be provided.)

Our recipe for an artillery mocha is top secret, but our coffee, tea, cider and oatmeal is not. Open to all age groups.

Loose hem? Lost button? Never finished those last few stitches on your costume for Saturday night? Stop by Camp Stardust and ask for Monica between 10 AM – 7 PM Friday-Sunday and she will provide you with a box of sewing basics. This isn’t a class on how to sew but if you aren’t familiar with the craft Monica can try her best to sew up what you bring, otherwise the effort will be your own. Monica supplies the needle of various sizes, threads of various colors, and a few buttons!

O2 is necessary to life. Come during for our coffee, tea, and noshes and stay to learn breathing techniques for relaxation.

Did you forget your book at home? We’ve got you! Our library has books for everyone, from kiddo to elder. Please take as many as you wish without worrying about returning them. Gift them to folx or hoard them to yourself, but please take the books because they are heavy and we’re always refreshing our collection. We will also have our snarky bookmarks for the taking as well. 🙂 Just READ A FUCKING BOOK FFS ALREADY.

OOOOH!

We’ve got apples, beets, and carrots
If you’ve got a cup
Maybe a little ginger
We’d love to fill you up

Hey!

Elemental juicebar
Refreshing delights, yum!
Just produce your vessel
We’d love to give you some

Hey!

(As supplies last! Also accepting donations of fresh, organic fruit for juicing)

We got 2 CDJs and a microphone…aw yeah! Wanna play? Daily sign-up at dawn-o-clock. 1st come Thirst serve!

In order to qualify for a Sanctuary shift, we ask all volunteers (from first timers to veterans) to please attend a training before their shift. Trainings will be at 1pm daily. Meet at Sanctuary.

These games are a framework for relating on an authentic level. Turning communication into a game provides a guiding structure for reducing stress and anxiety, sharing what’s really going on, feeling connected, gaining insights from each other, and having fun. Depending on who shows up and what the group wants, we’ll be playing games that run the gambit from active and silly to deep and introspective.

Do you have opinions? Do you like loudly talking about your opinions? Do you like interesting topics on which you can loudly talk about your opinions with other people? Do you like drama and just want to watch people loudly argue about their opinions? Then HOT TAKES is for you. Come get together with us and talk about hot button burner issues (serious and non-serious) in ever-changing teams.

Curious about kink? Or an experienced kinkster who wants to share tales? Join like minded folks for conversation and kinky coloring pages!

Learn to play common ukulele chords and follow up class with a fun summer jam with the chords you will learn! Already know how to play? Join us at 5:45 and sing or play along as we jam out! Other instruments welcome for the jam.

Come have a drink of alien blood or alien piss (patron’s choice), nerd out about space, take a picture with our mascot, Mark the Alien, and be gay. Queerness not required but encouraged!

You’ve heard of That Thing in the Desert? Well, this is That Thing On the Mountain. Welcome Home. We will be cracking a full set of homebrew kegs and aged bottles from our stash. Tunes will be playing, drums will be drumming (~800pm), fire will be spinning, and it is all for YOU. BYO cups, instruments, flow props, dance moves, and party-startin’ spirit. If it’s a cold one, the fire pit is ready to offer a warm seat to your bum whenever you aren’t shakin it. Fire spinners, please check in with our fire safety team at the fuel dump before lighting up! 🙂

The Ogres have spit on us a lot this past year, but through the cleansing power of the Blood of the Dragon one finds peace and harmony within…

Come by the Wizards’ bar and enjoy our delightful Potions – special alcoholic cocktails expertly concocted by Legendary Potion Master Rilix.

Potion ingredients will be listed at the bar – the only surprise is going to be which potion turns your tastebuds all the way on ~ and whatever other Wizard-y shenanigans are occurring around camp! (Chances of music, friends, general frolicking & other magic are high!)

The times listed are not precise as you will surely find Wizards slinging potions at random times of the day and night, (it’s what we do best!) But we will INTENTIONALLY man the Wizards bar Thursday-Friday during that prime
after-dinner-magic-party-time [7:30pm-10:30pm], AND on Saturday after the burn [starting @ 10:15pm-ish until l a t e!]

Come hang with the Wizards and get your cup filled with some MAGIC!

Is your camp set up? Mostly set up? Set up enough for now? It’s night time. Come, wander… find your way to our fire, sip a lovely cup of tea, enjoy the conversations and share stories of following the White Rabbit.

Have you ever been to a rave? Has it been awhile? Us too actually. We’ve never done this before. So come to F’art Camp and we’ll figure it out together. Joeytwogeez will be DJ-ing bass music and we will be figuring out our cool lights. Bring a pacifier or fuzzy boots or something that you would bring to a rave. We don’t know what that actually means.

When the torches are lit it’s time to play! Join us for spinning, breathing, and getting up-close with fire. Like the conclave, we welcome performers of all skill-levels, ages, talents, and aesthetics, as well as the fire-curious.

Are you a world-class bullshitter who wants to test those abilities? Or maybe you like to do improv and/or are curious about trying it in a new way? Then come to Battle Decks, the event where people give an audience presentation made up on-the-spot based on PowerPoint slides that they have never seen before! Presenters are needed for this event – just sign up when you get there or you can offer to go after others go first. Or just come and watch the fun – we need a live audience too! Previously featured at Virtualisle as PowerPoint Karaoke, this event has no singing. It’s just a bunch of bullshit and a lot of laughter.

Still awake? It’s time to scream BOURBON into the void to celebrate! Bonus void points if you get everyone around you to participate.

Join us for an immersive event where you’ll have the rare opportunity to interact with majestic dragons and embark on thrilling quests guided by their wisdom and power.

Come to Dragon Reflections throughout the event and approach our dragon elders, wise and ancient beings, and engage in captivating conversations. Through their telepathic communication, they will share their knowledge and offer quests, revealing hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, or challenges that will test your courage and intellect.

Select a quest that resonates with your heart and embark on a thrilling adventure. Whether it’s embarking on a secret ritual with your most trusted compatriots, seeking ancient treasure held by strange and compelling magical creatures, your journey will be filled with excitement and discovery!

Are you cooking for yourself or others at Summerisle? You’re so awesome! Do you have a plan for your food scraps? They don’t need to end up in your trash. Bring them to Camp Sunflower to compost and we’ll turn them into a beautiful soil additive to grow the next crop of delicious food ingredients. Don’t know what compost is? Stop on by to learn all about how to build your own pile at home. Acceptable food scraps: fruits and veggies, bread, egg shells. Please, NO MEAT OR DAIRY!

Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!

We may not know what’s served for an actual English breakfast, but we most certainly do know we have a lot of English Breakfast tea to share. Start your morning with a rather civilized cup of tea in an ever-so civilized (well, in a Mad Hatter kind of way, that is) teacup and, of course, mismatching saucer. We have dozens of tea options from which you may choose. High octane, green, herbal, floral. All the alls. Come by anytime. We’re here for you—morning, noon and night.

Come find a morning oasis of stillness and movement to dust off the party from the night before and start the day meditation and yoga. Bring your yoga mats and reawaken your bodies, minds, and spirits with Melly.

Our recipe for an artillery mocha is top secret, but our coffee, tea, cider and oatmeal is not. Open to all age groups.

Loose hem? Lost button? Never finished those last few stitches on your costume for Saturday night? Stop by Camp Stardust and ask for Monica between 10 AM – 7 PM Friday-Sunday and she will provide you with a box of sewing basics. This isn’t a class on how to sew but if you aren’t familiar with the craft Monica can try her best to sew up what you bring, otherwise the effort will be your own. Monica supplies the needle of various sizes, threads of various colors, and a few buttons!

Aerial playtime! Join us for a class on pole and lyra; newbies welcome (no jewelry or body lotion/oils) Shorts needed for pole.

This is a mandatory meeting for all campers (newbs & vets) who have volunteered for one of our DIRT RANGER night shifts. Meet your Lead, learn some ranger basics, and get schooled on the newest ranger plans for Summerisle 2023.

So you want to start a theme camp? Or do you already have one, and have questions about anything from cost to infrastructure, meals to acculturation, niche-finding to glitch-solving? This workshop is for you! Come hear from a small panel of current TCOs of some of the longest running camps on site – The Wizards, Bourbon Brigade, and Loud Erudite Goblins on Fire – as they chat and answer YOUR questions about how they got off the ground, how they ducked and rolled with the punches over the years (and there have been *many* punches!), and learn how you, too, can be a boss TCO with a theme camp others are stoked to visit, know and love! Moderated by one of the Cenosilicaphobia TCOs, Cat.

O2 is necessary to life. Come during for our coffee, tea, and noshes and stay to learn breathing techniques for relaxation.

Did you forget your book at home? We’ve got you! Our library has books for everyone, from kiddo to elder. Please take as many as you wish without worrying about returning them. Gift them to folx or hoard them to yourself, but please take the books because they are heavy and we’re always refreshing our collection. We will also have our snarky bookmarks for the taking as well. 🙂 Just READ A FUCKING BOOK FFS ALREADY.

OOOOH!

We’ve got apples, beets, and carrots
If you’ve got a cup
Maybe a little ginger
We’d love to fill you up

Hey!

Elemental juicebar
Refreshing delights, yum!
Just produce your vessel
We’d love to give you some

Hey!

(As supplies last! Also accepting donations of fresh, organic fruit for juicing)

We got 2 CDJs and a microphone…aw yeah! Wanna play? Daily sign-up at dawn-o-clock. 1st come Thirst serve!

Camp Sensuality — Enjoy the pleasure of a massage (Friday June 16 at 1 pm) or decorative rope demos throughout the weekend as requested. Relax in our cuddle space any time.

Have you ever wondered what crystal healing is all about? Little Lion will be doing a group crystal healing session where you can learn about the science of crystals, then participate in a session. You will have a crystal placed on each chakra and be led through a guided meditation as part of this energetically rejuvenating, minimal contact therapy to realign energetic frequencies and remove emotional blocks. No need to bring any supplies unless you want something soft to lay your head on!

Tiki cats, join us at the Bunker for feral beats and potent cocktails to numb the fear and quell the loathing of having spent 6 out of your 9 lives.

In order to qualify for a Sanctuary shift, we ask all volunteers (from first timers to veterans) to please attend a training before their shift. Trainings will be at 1pm daily. Meet at Sanctuary.

Hey there, do you like silk fans? Are you flow-curious? Want someone to show you how to do it? You want to do it with someone else? Well then, why don’t you come to Cenosilicaphobia for our silk fan worksho! Bring your silk fans if you have them, but we’ll have a few pairs to lend out and learn with! Come get your dance and flow on!

An introduction to creating your very own plarn! Plarn is plastic yarn that you can use to icycle plastic bags.

We invite announcements of your successful endeavors, large or small, so that we may raise a glass and celebrate you. Bring a cup (and a chair if you want to hang out for a while). No accomplishment is too small to celebrate!

Come out and taste Rainmaker’s latest cocktails! Inspired by their loved ones and things that spark joy in their life. Come out and share in some laughs and good vibes.

For the first time at Summerisle, Radish Karaoke! Eat your fiber, do your warmups, then come to Camp Over Easy to belt out your favorite or cheer on your neighbors. If you’ve sung with us before, we have EVEN MORE and EVEN WEIRDER music (as well as all the classics).

Attention all you Burning fashionistas! Are you ready to show the world your custom jackets that scream, ‘I’m a unique badass!’? Then come jacket off with us at the most outrageous fashion show of the year! Here’s how it works: you show up in your best jacket, strut your stuff down the runway, and then take it off to be judged by your peers. It’s like a game of strip poker, but instead of cards, it’s all about style and creativity. And let’s be real, nothing beats a good jacket off! You’ll see some of the wildest, most colorful jackets you’ve ever laid eyes on, and you might even get inspired to create your own! So don’t miss out on this chance to showcase your fashion sense and be part of the most outrageous event of the year. Come jacket off with us, and let’s show the world what true fashion rebellion looks like!

To know that Existence unfurls within the Dream of a sleeping God is one thing. To believe it is another. In the meantime, there’ll be falafel.

Mahler, Bruch, Grant Still, Vivaldi, Gershwin

Come one come all! Witness the fitness as we unleash our culinary superpowers in the form of super fire chili! The Chili on Buttstuff Night Second Annual Chili Challenge is back! Join us Friday Night at 5pm at the top of the hill in front of all the porto johns (please insert the actual physical location name here instead of my jibber jabber) for another year of the finest chili this side of the Allegheny’s.

Email chilionbuttstuffnight@gmail.com before our cutoff of June 11th, 2023 or just talk to Wally on site before Friday, June 16th before 4pm and join the quest for the crown of the heaviest pleasure and glory, the king or queen of the chili challenge!

Have you ever wanted to play with fire, but haven’t had access to the props or knowledge? This is your chance! We will begin with a short overview of props followed by fire safety and finally play time! Led by Matriarchy’s own Fire-Zaddy, Thunder. Let’s flow!

Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, a radler (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new meads (Zingin Tart Cherry, and Mango-Pineapple Lassi among them!) All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us!

Learn to play common ukulele chords and follow up class with a fun summer jam with the chords you will learn! Already know how to play? Join us at 5:45 and sing or play along as we jam out! Other instruments welcome for the jam.

Introducing the uproariously funny Jenkem Social – an event that boldly embraces the absurdity of the infamous jenkem phenomenon…

Let’s all enjoy some jokes about the down town brown and try some of bourbon brigades finest vintage Jenkem together

Don’t you worry though! it might sound disgusting but We’ll be serving up the best damn chocolate pudding shots you’ve ever had straight from
a mason jar!

Bring your own cup or it’s gonna get messy.

We’re slangin cheese steaks to the beautiful people of the burn so come get you some! The bar will be open, the tunes will be jumpin and the steaks will be cheesin. Make sure to BYO plate and cup so we can fill em up!

(See title) Step right up and get your face ready for glory. Our glory hole will have the hottest dogs for you to wrap your face around.

Ahhh the glory days of the internet. Where everything was customizable, anonymity was still a thing, and the scene queens reigned supreme. Do you miss it? Probably not but you can still come relive all of the great (and terrible) music from MySpace with us at Bourbon Brigade!! We’ll be spinning all the hits, not just the sad ones. Our bar will be open so come have a drink with us while we show your how to be scene…for dummies 😉 We may even put you in our Top 8. We invited Tom, but he couldn’t make it.

Come have a drink of alien blood or alien piss (patron’s choice), nerd out about space, take a picture with our mascot, Mark the Alien, and be gay. Queerness not required but encouraged!

Limited to ten participants, we will be hosting a build your own ukulele workshop. Kits include everything you need, including paint to decorate your new instrument! Feel free to bring them back to class and jams at 5 each day!

Come on down to Dirt Go Brrrr for our newest, fun and weird adventure. Join Roland for mannequin making class! Have some fun with us and get silly crafting the mannequin of your dreams. This event is BYOM – Bring Your Own Mannequin

30 whole revolutions around our star for the Goodest of Boys. All are invited to celebrate him and all our wonderful Geminis. Come run a praise train on Good Boy, get fruity drinks at our fruity bar, and dance to throwbacks, rock, booty shaking tunes, and more!

Open Jam! Come as you are- we have a variety of electric and acoustic instruments for you to play and you are welcome to bring your own. All skill levels welcome.

The Ogres have spit on us a lot this past year, but through the cleansing power of the Blood of the Dragon one finds peace and harmony within…

Come by the Wizards’ bar and enjoy our delightful Potions – special alcoholic cocktails expertly concocted by Legendary Potion Master Rilix.

Potion ingredients will be listed at the bar – the only surprise is going to be which potion turns your tastebuds all the way on ~ and whatever other Wizard-y shenanigans are occurring around camp! (Chances of music, friends, general frolicking & other magic are high!)

The times listed are not precise as you will surely find Wizards slinging potions at random times of the day and night, (it’s what we do best!) But we will INTENTIONALLY man the Wizards bar Thursday-Friday during that prime
after-dinner-magic-party-time [7:30pm-10:30pm], AND on Saturday after the burn [starting @ 10:15pm-ish until l a t e!]

Come hang with the Wizards and get your cup filled with some MAGIC!

Come grab a cold one and let’s make the dance floor hot! Learn the fluid and serpentine art of partner dancing to blues music. After we’ve learned the basics, we will kick it up a notch by demonstrating how blues dance can be done to all sorts of EDM, trap, D&B, trance, and other forms of music you’re likely to encounter at burns and festivals. Dancing with a partner opens up a whole world of silent communication (as well as very *verbal* discussions of consent), while throwing wide the doors of self expression. (No prior exp or partner required, but feel free to bring someone you are comfy dancing with if you’d prefer!)

Impact play is using hands or toys to give pain and pleasure to a consenting bottom. Join us for a class that includes consent and negotiation, a show and tell of toys, and a sexy demo!

🦇 Come lurk with members of The Bourbon Brigade, Librarians Against Humanity, and Camp Elemental under the dark new moon to wipe away the cobwebs and catch the bat from 8-11pm on Freya’s night at The Bourbon Brigade. DC, PGH, & RVA unite to show you how to pull the evil taffy and step over your long passed friends as we move to the delectable sounds of goth, industrial, darkwave, postpunk, EBM, metalcore and more. Come, be witnessed getting dark and stormy with us. Don’t be afraid of our love. 🦇

Come on, come all!
We fly, we roll, we walk, we crawl,
From yonder realm they come to stroll
With costumes and cloaks and bells to toll
Dragons they be from far and wide
With elemental powers deep inside
Come one come all and join the parade
As well frolic with the masquerade.
Friday when light and shadow collide
Meet at dragon reflections and prepare to fly (or ride)

Enjoy a beverage at the Mint’s bar while listening to gothy surf rock and voodoo vibes from Dreanix.

When the torches are lit it’s time to play! Join us for spinning, breathing, and getting up-close with fire. Like the conclave, we welcome performers of all skill-levels, ages, talents, and aesthetics, as well as the fire-curious.

Get cozy in your jammies for getting down on the dancefloor. Our resident disc jockeys Pete Zapardi (pron. peet-zuh-par-dee) and ReJam (pron. ree – jam) will be turning the knobs with sweet and savory jams for your earholes. And if you’re picking up what we’re throwing down – maybe bring your favorite jellies and jams – gluten free crackers will be provided. NO NUTS ALLOWED – keep your nut butters to yourself.

The Slutting Hour is upon us! Do you need to awaken your inner slut?! Is your inner slut already awake and alive and just needs to do some twerking to get those slutty juices flowing for the weekend?! Look no further! Slut Pop Happy Hour is the place for you! DJ Placenta has no idea how to be a real DJ, but she knows how to press “play” and has the most descriptive, raunchy playlist a slut could dream of!

Join us (IF YOU DARE) in sharing scary stories over cookies and tea. Have a goosebump-inducing campfire story that’s haunted you since you were a wee-babe? Perhaps a horrific tale to tell of things that go bump in the night? Come frighten or be frightened by participating in eerie tales of ghouls, ghosts! [gasp][shudder][gulp] PG-13
Content warnings strongly encouraged. 💀🔪🦇👻

Still awake? It’s time to scream BOURBON into the void to celebrate! Bonus void points if you get everyone around you to participate.

For when you wish you were still in bed. Or maybe you still are? Early Mornings at The Mint!

Join us for an immersive event where you’ll have the rare opportunity to interact with majestic dragons and embark on thrilling quests guided by their wisdom and power.

Come to Dragon Reflections throughout the event and approach our dragon elders, wise and ancient beings, and engage in captivating conversations. Through their telepathic communication, they will share their knowledge and offer quests, revealing hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, or challenges that will test your courage and intellect.

Select a quest that resonates with your heart and embark on a thrilling adventure. Whether it’s embarking on a secret ritual with your most trusted compatriots, seeking ancient treasure held by strange and compelling magical creatures, your journey will be filled with excitement and discovery!

Are you cooking for yourself or others at Summerisle? You’re so awesome! Do you have a plan for your food scraps? They don’t need to end up in your trash. Bring them to Camp Sunflower to compost and we’ll turn them into a beautiful soil additive to grow the next crop of delicious food ingredients. Don’t know what compost is? Stop on by to learn all about how to build your own pile at home. Acceptable food scraps: fruits and veggies, bread, egg shells. Please, NO MEAT OR DAIRY!

Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!

Come find a morning oasis of stillness and movement to dust off the party from the night before and start the day meditation and yoga. Bring your yoga mats and reawaken your bodies, minds, and spirits with Melly.

Our recipe for an artillery mocha is top secret, but our coffee, tea, cider and oatmeal is not. Open to all age groups.

Loose hem? Lost button? Never finished those last few stitches on your costume for Saturday night? Stop by Camp Stardust and ask for Monica between 10 AM – 7 PM Friday-Sunday and she will provide you with a box of sewing basics. This isn’t a class on how to sew but if you aren’t familiar with the craft Monica can try her best to sew up what you bring, otherwise the effort will be your own. Monica supplies the needle of various sizes, threads of various colors, and a few buttons!

Do you love doing arts and crafts but find that the usual way of doing it is too easy? Maybe you also have a desire to get inked but have always been too afraid of the commitment. Well, wait no longer! The Struggle Dome is here for you. We’ve got headbands, zip ties, baubles for the headbands, sofa king many temp tattoos you’ll have to get more than one. We’ve also got usb glue guns, wobbly tables to work on as well as a screened in dome so you’ll be comfy doing all the things. You’re in luck cause this will take place during Pancakes, bitches?! You can also stuff yo face with pancakes while jamming out with your clam out to some Prince beats. What a better way to start your Saturday on Playa?

A team competition for events that never should have been a competition at all. Teams of 2 or 3 will compete in assigned challenges for points. The team with the most points at the end of the event wins a fabulous prize (aka bragging rights). Tasks range from physical to metaphysical, artistic to obscene and everything in between. Absolutely no prior experience, skills or supplies needed – you only need bring yourselves and a competitive attitude! All ages and abilities are welcome.

Do you love the pancakes? Do you love Prince? Do you love purple? Cool. Us too! Stop by for all you can eat pancakes, and sing along to the artist formally known as Prince’s greatest hits! Perfect way to start the day!

Start your morning right with some relaxation and soothing tones to reset your mind and body. Join us for a short guided meditation, followed by a crystal singing bowl sound bath. Recharge before dancing your booty off the rest of the weekend! Sit or lay down, it’s up to you!

O2 is necessary to life. Come during for our coffee, tea, and noshes and stay to learn breathing techniques for relaxation.

Did you forget your book at home? We’ve got you! Our library has books for everyone, from kiddo to elder. Please take as many as you wish without worrying about returning them. Gift them to folx or hoard them to yourself, but please take the books because they are heavy and we’re always refreshing our collection. We will also have our snarky bookmarks for the taking as well. 🙂 Just READ A FUCKING BOOK FFS ALREADY.

OOOOH!

We’ve got apples, beets, and carrots
If you’ve got a cup
Maybe a little ginger
We’d love to fill you up

Hey!

Elemental juicebar
Refreshing delights, yum!
Just produce your vessel
We’d love to give you some

Hey!

(As supplies last! Also accepting donations of fresh, organic fruit for juicing)

On officially sanctioned loan from Crackerjack and Booty Camp, the Mint once again brings you the jiggliest, the most jacked, the most joyful jelly in all of Summerisle. Your hosts Handsome Ian & Bisarahtops (2018 Booty Pageant runners up), Professional Tushie Connoisseurs, will personally select this year’s (enthusiastically consenting) contestants Thursday & Friday from amongst the general Summerisle population. Got BBE (Bangin’ Booty Energy) and the dump truck to back it up? Put that derriere on display and maybe one of our seat scouts will reward you – and your rear – with a golden ticket for entry to the Booty Pageant. Competitors will shake their cake for judges & audience alike, for the honor of being crowned the Burn’s Best Butt. (And bragging rights, obvs.) (*Our morally flexible Pageant Judges have been known to accept bribes in various forms.)

Once from long ago, members from Camp Bacon, Bourbon Brigade, and Loud Erudite Goblins on Fire join together and made a delicious feast of bourbon syrup, fresh crispy bacon strips and fluffy flapjacks. We honor that tradition and bring you once again, a collaboration between camps for a brunch unlike any other. Dip your crispy strips of pork belly into our luscious rivers of homemade bourbon pancake syrup as we try to save you with life rafts of buttermilk pancakes to ride the sweet and savory waves of glory.

Are you gluten free? We have options!
Do you not partake of pork? We can figure that out! Do you not like bourbon being poured down your throat? I don’t either so I use the other stuff!

Join us for a celebration as we round the sun one more year with our friends and family, and feast with us once again.

We got 2 CDJs and a microphone…aw yeah! Wanna play? Daily sign-up at dawn-o-clock. 1st come Thirst serve!

You know you’re a rebel and troublemaker who wants to tell everyone else how to burn – Do it with a protest sign!

Slurp Coven-brewed kombucha and explore the 7 steps of intimacy through inspired bonding games. Come with a partner, new friend, or solo. PG-13. INTO ME SEE.

Human Design is the study of your unique energy and how to use it for optimal self development and alignment. If you’re interested in astrology you will love Human Design. Bring your birth date, time and location if you can.

Press your own buttons!

DJ Total bringing you the smoothest of the smooth. Yacht Rock that kisses your ears like a cool tropical breeze and nibbles on your earlobe while you down a rum punch. Wait, is that jasmine you smell? No, it’s just a sax solo reminding you what it is to feel alive.

In order to qualify for a Sanctuary shift, we ask all volunteers (from first timers to veterans) to please attend a training before their shift. Trainings will be at 1pm daily. Meet at Sanctuary.

Back for a second year. All Broadway and Disney (get it, BAD?!). That’s right. No karaoke mic, just an old fashioned singalong. We’ll have songbooks to help.

Last year the accidentally life changing combination of bloody Mary’s and pierogies was born, and we’re not looking back, baby! Dunk those dumplings right into your tasty tomato-ey refreshment, have em side by side, or grab another drink from the bar if you’re not a bloody babe. The bar will be open, the tunes will be jumpin and we’re ready to feed you! Make sure to BYO plate and cup so we can fill em up!

Want to put that percussion instrument to good use? Come learn how to jam like no one’s watching…even when everyone’s watching!

Have you ever wondered what the process was like when you were abruptly ejected out of the womb and into the world? Are you currently pregnant or want to be in the future? Do you have absolutely NO plans to ever experience childbirth but have a curiosity of how it all works? This is the place for you! Join me for a casual, silly childbirth education class where all questions are welcome and the process of birth is celebrated!

After you’re done saturating your brain in all the info you need about contractions and cervixes, join us for the afterparty- a birth themed BIRTHday party! Don’t worry- vulvas, placentas, and amniotic fluid will be provided if you don’t bring your own, just don’t forget your sense of humor!

All hail the Matriarchy!

Journey to the mystical tea lounge at Dragon Reflections, where dragons, wizards, and adventurers of all kinds converge for a spell-binding tea and fortune telling event. Sit a spell, sip some refreshing beverages, have your fortune told ,or mystify us with your own magical prowess. We’ll be delighted to host you and talk shit in our lovely shaded café and lounge.

All are welcome, tea and light refreshments will be served.

Join us Saturday from 2:15-3:15 for our Shark Coochie hour! We will provide cheese meats and treats! Foods will be labeled and vegetarian options will be provided. Come hang and have a BITE! If you cannot attend, be sure to check out our snack table that will be located at the entrance of our camp.

FREE BALLS! Join us for a basic juggling class with flow toy freestyle jam! Bring you own flow toys or borrow some of ours! If you want to learn prop skills outside of juggling, we’ll be happy to show you what we know.

The burner theater nerds who brought you a MidSummerisle Night’s Dream last year are back with a new production! This year we’ll be doing Much Ado About Nothing, set at a burner-owned bar holding a Decompression weekend for the conquering heroes returning from That Thing in The Desert. Romance, comedy, eavesdropping, and nefarious plots abound.

First annual rock paper scissors tournament! Keeping full eye contact to avoid cheating, Nice Fun Bags will host a Rock Paper Scissors tournament. Do you have what it takes to come out on top??? Find out!

Hear ye! Hear ye! The royal Queen doth decree that in the interest of spreading mirth and providing entertainment, a jousting “tournament” shall be held! Mount a royal steed, and test your mettle adorned with finest cardboard armor and foam weapons, or just join us for the “mead” and merriment.

Certain truths beget consequences. Results hinge upon decisions. If existence is but a dream, does anything exist at all? The right hand path. While you decide, we’ll have halushki.

Tchaikovsky, Holst, Stravinsky, Rosas

REQUIRED safety meeting if you want to perform OR fire safety with one of the most chillaxed and welcoming conclaves in town.

All ages and skill levels are welcome, as we prepare you to celebrate our community and gift your art. This will be your only chance to get a spinner/safety wristband. Bring: !!!Your friend to fire safety!!! The more the merrier!

Be on time!!

Mandatory for all volunteers that have signed up to maintain the Effigy and/or Temple Perimeter line, we will discuss the proper safety techniques & tactics for the safety of our Community.
No volunteer will be allowed to staff any Perimeter Line without attending this meeting.

Do you, too, suffer from Cenosilicaphobia— fear of an empty glass? Bring your lonely mug by and we’ll put your fears to rest. We’re serving up a number of house-made kegged beers, a radler (lemonade mixed with beer? Whaaat? Trust us, those Germans know how to drink!) and a couple brand spankin’ new meads (Zingin Tart Cherry, and Mango-Pineapple Lassi among them!) All of our offerings were brewed by on-site camp members, with love, for YOU. So come fill your empty glass with us!

For the first time at Summerisle, Radish Karaoke! Eat your fiber, do your warmups, then come to Camp Over Easy to belt out your favorite or cheer on your neighbors. If you’ve sung with us before, we have EVEN MORE and EVEN WEIRDER music (as well as all the classics).

Shovel Talk Happy Hour!

Join Dirt Go Brrrr for Shovel Talk Happy Hour! We will be fighting the shovel powers that be through stimulating discussion about policy improvements and regulatory control over booze and punk jamz.

Time flies when you’re having fun, right? Though it seems to be stuck at 6 o’clock when you hang with the Mad Hatter and friends. Either way, we’ll be enjoying cool, ice-filled cups of punch, sun tea and maybe a cookie or two. Do join us. Bring your best impromptu Alice-in-Wonderland character if the mood so strikes you. And do take care, lest that Red Queen shouts “Off with their heads!” as she is rather fond of doing. Just ignore her and enjoy your tea. Your safe with us!

Learn to play common ukulele chords and follow up class with a fun summer jam with the chords you will learn! Already know how to play? Join us at 5:45 and sing or play along as we jam out! Other instruments welcome for the jam.

Breakdowns, eh? I’m sure we’ve all had plenty these last few years. But worry not! This time I’m talking about melodic breakdowns!! Come get your BLEGH on and bang your head to some metalcore tunes with a few surprises thrown in for those former (or current) scene kids. Our bar will be open, serving our signature drinks, including the ‘infamous’ Shiney and Crow shot. Are you ready to ride eternal through the gates of Valhalla?

Come have a drink of alien blood or alien piss (patron’s choice), nerd out about space, take a picture with our mascot, Mark the Alien, and be gay. Queerness not required but encouraged!

Getting ready for the burn and need to keep a clear head? We’ll be offering a variety of colorful mocktails to energize and hydrate you for the evening ahead!

At Burn O’Clock (dusk), head to the Burn Field. There will be a Conclave performance by the community before we burn the Effigy.

If you are interested in performing, being a safety, or being a Perimeter volunteer, you must attend the MANDATORY Conclave Safety Meeting at 4 p.m. on Saturday to receive your wristband to be behind the line. Meet at the Effigy!

The House of Meow will be hosting a hot chocolate social at The Librarians Against Humanity on Saturday night after conclave. The recipe used will be absolutely vegan and is also absolutely delicious!!!

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Still awake? It’s time to scream BOURBON into the void to celebrate! Bonus void points if you get everyone around you to participate.

Join us for an immersive event where you’ll have the rare opportunity to interact with majestic dragons and embark on thrilling quests guided by their wisdom and power.

Come to Dragon Reflections throughout the event and approach our dragon elders, wise and ancient beings, and engage in captivating conversations. Through their telepathic communication, they will share their knowledge and offer quests, revealing hidden treasures, ancient artifacts, or challenges that will test your courage and intellect.

Select a quest that resonates with your heart and embark on a thrilling adventure. Whether it’s embarking on a secret ritual with your most trusted compatriots, seeking ancient treasure held by strange and compelling magical creatures, your journey will be filled with excitement and discovery!

Are you cooking for yourself or others at Summerisle? You’re so awesome! Do you have a plan for your food scraps? They don’t need to end up in your trash. Bring them to Camp Sunflower to compost and we’ll turn them into a beautiful soil additive to grow the next crop of delicious food ingredients. Don’t know what compost is? Stop on by to learn all about how to build your own pile at home. Acceptable food scraps: fruits and veggies, bread, egg shells. Please, NO MEAT OR DAIRY!

Do you have clothing that needs a new home? Are you looking for new pieces to add to your wardrobe? Did you forget shorts or a coat? This is the place for you! This closet will be permanently set up at Cenosilicaphobia on a self-serve basis. Feel free to stop by anytime and take something you find and/or leave something you no longer need! If you need assistance, ask for Julia!

Our recipe for an artillery mocha is top secret, but our coffee, tea, cider and oatmeal is not. Open to all age groups.

Loose hem? Lost button? Never finished those last few stitches on your costume for Saturday night? Stop by Camp Stardust and ask for Monica between 10 AM – 7 PM Friday-Sunday and she will provide you with a box of sewing basics. This isn’t a class on how to sew but if you aren’t familiar with the craft Monica can try her best to sew up what you bring, otherwise the effort will be your own. Monica supplies the needle of various sizes, threads of various colors, and a few buttons!

O2 is necessary to life. Come during for our coffee, tea, and noshes and stay to learn breathing techniques for relaxation.

Did you forget your book at home? We’ve got you! Our library has books for everyone, from kiddo to elder. Please take as many as you wish without worrying about returning them. Gift them to folx or hoard them to yourself, but please take the books because they are heavy and we’re always refreshing our collection. We will also have our snarky bookmarks for the taking as well. 🙂 Just READ A FUCKING BOOK FFS ALREADY.

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We’ve got apples, beets, and carrots
If you’ve got a cup
Maybe a little ginger
We’d love to fill you up

Hey!

Elemental juicebar
Refreshing delights, yum!
Just produce your vessel
We’d love to give you some

Hey!

(As supplies last! Also accepting donations of fresh, organic fruit for juicing)

Come as you are, perhaps in your most matriarchal robe or housecoat. Come bearing your perfectly imperfect body and enjoy some self-care time and group healing. This event is open to all genders. Bring us your wiggly bellies that have furthered the human race, your one breast that is slightly larger, and any body part that you have ever felt shame over. Walk with us through a body healing meditation with singing bowls and be pampered. Our goal is for you to leave with a refreshed body and an elevated self image. All Hail the Matriarchy!

Visit our registration desk and then head over to the Mint’s Flaming Bar. A full line-up of DJs will be posted the day of the event at the Mint.

Join us for partner acro jam. All levels welcome; No partner required; Bring friends! We will assist in spotting as you get off the ground!

Want to learn the secrets of tarot? Join us at Dragon Reflections for a tarot 101 workshop. Discover the meanings of the Major and Minor Arcana, symbolism of the suits and elements, and various approaches to readings. Learn to tap into intuition to gain new perspective through this craft.

Many experienced tarot readers available to guide and help you finesse your skills. Beginners and seasoned enthusiasts welcome. Don’t miss this chance to deepen your connection with tarot and yourself!

In order to qualify for a Sanctuary shift, we ask all volunteers (from first timers to veterans) to please attend a training before their shift. Trainings will be at 1pm daily. Meet at Sanctuary.

Come to camp U-CAN-LELE to write a song as a group! No musical skills? That’s okay, anyone can help come up with lyrics, a theme, etc. We’ll start with basic chords and develop a melody and lyrics as we go. Kel will record the group singing/playing the finished product and upload for. Will it be a shanty? A Summerisle theme song? A rock ballad? A song about the never-ending futile-seeming cycle of making the bed only to sleep in it again that same night? We will find out together!

BYOT. Just a chill daytime dance party named after and in honor of the Tea Dances of the 50s and 60s.

Prepare to witness a breathtaking spectacle as the forces of light and darkness collide in an extraordinary event centered around the ritual summoning of the victorious Dragon God. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with anticipation and mystique, as the chosen venue transforms into a sacred battleground. Adorned with symbolic sigils and shimmering crystals, the ambiance crackles with an electric energy. Whispers of ancient incantations fill the air, as wizards and dragons gather to determine the fate of the realm. The clash of elemental powers sets the stage for an awe-inspiring display of mystical energies and mesmerizing illusions. As the victor emerges, bask in the presence of the triumphant Dragon God, witnessing a momentous union of power and mysticism that will echo through the ages.

Learn to play common ukulele chords and follow up class with a fun summer jam with the chords you will learn! Already know how to play? Join us at 5:45 and sing or play along as we jam out! Other instruments welcome for the jam.

Come have a drink of alien blood or alien piss (patron’s choice), nerd out about space, take a picture with our mascot, Mark the Alien, and be gay. Queerness not required but encouraged!

Blessed are those who retain self when faced with oblivion, for the ego is fickle. The secret syllable of royalty. The left hand path. Tonkotsu ramen shall be served.

Mozart, Beethoven

Wanna play? Daily sign-up at dawn-o-clock. First come Thirst Serve!

The Temple Burn is a burn tradition that offers participants a period of time to quietly contemplate and reflect as it burns. It is a solemn moment in which our burn comes together in a way that contrasts to the up-tempo, celebratory mood of Burn Night. Temple Burn is a (mostly) silent affair, with no extended conversations until the end.

Sound travels far and wild on the burn field, so we kindly ask all participants who approach the Temple Burn to please respect the occasion and keep loud conversations, laughter, and other noises down or to another area of the burn.

When the torches are lit it’s time to play! Join us for spinning, breathing, and getting up-close with fire. Like the conclave, we welcome performers of all skill-levels, ages, talents, and aesthetics, as well as the fire-curious.